Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The dangers of naked cooking...

The other morning at about 6:30 am, as Felix was giving Lincoln his shower, I put a couple of pieces of Ezekiel bread under the broiler to toast. Then I went into my bedroom to get ready/dressed to bring Linc to school. In the middle of dressing, a.k.a. completely topless, I heard one of the pieces of toast fall through the grate and onto the bottom of the oven so I went to investigate, topless. The piece of toast had landed on the heating element on the floor of the oven, and as I reached in to retrieve it from it's impending incineration, my naked, very ample, right boobie landed on and pressed itself firmly into the unbelievably scorching hot oven door. It fried like an egg folks. Not joking, at all. I swore so loudly and for so long that I even amazed my own self. So, I have spent the past 3 days in a fog of non-adhesive wound dressings, triple anti-biotic ointment, overly adhesive (as in pull off all remaining boobie skin) medical tape, and elasticized tank tops.
Do you think someone is trying to tell me something?
Do you think it will leave a scar?
And, no, I will not post a picture of it. Even I have my limits.


Connie said...

That is the worst story I have ever heard! I was clutching my breast as I read it!!! I do hope you are better and not scarred.

Healing Vibes Sent your Way!
Big Loves!

Gina said...

You poor thing! I burned my hand on a toaster over May 2007, and I still have a faint scar. It's more of a discoloration at this point, but it did take a long time to fade. Keep up with the ointments, and do make use of Vitamin E or anything else you find to help fade the mark.

Candice Davis said...

Egads! That sounds horrible! I hope you're feeling progressively better. And I won't be doing any naked cooking any time soon!

Queen B said...

Thank you ladies so much for your concern and advice. I seem to be healing well and WILL NOT do it again, I promise, solemnly...
Love to you all and please remember that the only ones out there who should be doing ANY naked food preparation are the raw vegans!